artie-tyrone-abrams: text: thanks for telling that douche to can it. i appreciate it. text: dont worry if it happens again, tho, okay?

thatoneguynamedsam:

thatoneguynamedsam:

text: u’re welcome dude, you see about a year ago this psycho tried to do some pretty nasty things to us for no reason at all

text:okay i just want you to know that we aren’t friends with benefits, i’m paying you for your work and our friendship is the real deal, k?

[draft] but i wouldn’t be surprised if you think that way, i’m a pretty shitty friend.

text: yeah

text: man you’re the best

text: yeah it’s sort of a big deal i don’t know if u have noticed but blaine and i aren’t in a good place rn

text: time to change all the locks and wifi passwords etc

text: i dont think i actually did anything but thank you

text: it’s kind of hard to tell, since i think it’d take a minor miracle for the three of us to have free time and be awake at the same time, so it honestly didn’t even seem weird we weren’t hanging out as a threesome

text: what happened?

text: if you don’t mind sharing ofc


with lots of love for Joelle (damnitmanimadr) to cheer her up ♥

with lots of love for Joelle (damnitmanimadr) to cheer her up ♥

Dinner with Mom tonight…

prettywildekitten:

Wish me luck!  It’s the first time we’re getting together since I came out to her, so it’s sure to be an awkward good time. 

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Good luck!  Have you talked to her since you came out?  That might be a good indicator of how things will go.

artie-tyrone-abrams: text: thanks for telling that douche to can it. i appreciate it. text: dont worry if it happens again, tho, okay?

thatoneguynamedsam:

text: u’re welcome dude, you see about a year ago this psycho tried to do some pretty nasty things to us for no reason at all

text:okay i just want you to know that we aren’t friends with benefits, i’m paying you for your work and our friendship is the real deal, k?

[draft] but i wouldn’t be surprised if you think that way, i’m a pretty shitty friend.

text: ah i see

draft: so blaine and i had our own psychos coming at us at the same time last year. and my psycho may have found his psycho?? man, we are some coordinated friends.  maybe next time we should just coordinate our outfits tho.  

text: okay?  that wasnt ever in question

draft: we would have to bone a lot more to be friends with benefits tho

text: are you thinking about what asshole said about you using me then dropping me or w/e it is he said?

The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It’s an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.

Why are you writing like Quinn

because i heard you went on some exciting vacation with her and maybe it’s because of how she writes 

Our love can build porches

could it please build them somewhere that’s not right in front of my door.  i’ll need to leave at some point and it’s hard throwing my wheelchair out the window

i was hiding under your porch because i love you

oh.  this is okay then.  when did i get a porch.  ah well you should probably actually come inside because that doesn’t sound comfortable. i love you too

Who could have been paying attention to where I’ve been going for months?  Oh sweet jeeeeeeeeeesus no, there’s gotta be a different explanation.